How to get yourself some $$$

Hi everybody , I am here today to teach you how to get yourself some $ .
Normally , we work and get salary every month to earn money.

But what if you only have a mediocre work? And all the other people has higher paying jobs? That means the shit they own are better than the shit you own . That ain't no way to live!

So here's a few tips on how to get what's yours.

1 Borrowing from a friend

First call your friend out to a normal "hang out " . When he least expect , pull a desert eagle on his face ( or any other pistol you have ) and empty his pockets . After doing so , feel free to
A . shoot him in the head
B. slash em and leave em to die
C . act as if you're punking em (while keeping the money of course )

Well if you decide to let em live , let him know that he needs to chill and if he goes to the cops or anyone else , you're gonna shoot his/her face so that they can't talk anymore. How exciting!

Not chilling = Face bleeding

2 . Drug Dealing

With all the expensive prescription drugs nowadays , and pharmacist being suspicious if you wanting too many , shit are bound to happen! So drug dealer is one of the best money making job there is .

First , get your source of drug . Here are some suggestions :

1. Joining a gang and get their piece of drug
2. Steal your own crack
3. Kill other drug dealers AND steal their crack

Second - If you wanna sell drugs, you must get in touch with customers!

First , find a few junkies around the street . Then , use a shank , broken beer bottle , or small knife to stab em to let people know that you are not to be f**cked with .

When this is happening , other junkies will see this as a sign of " marking territory" like many other animals does . Slowly they will approach you , when this happens quickly throw a pack of crack on the floor and watch as they kill each other for it . Before you know it , you'll have a bunch of junkies or bitches all up on you to get a piece of your crack.

Third - Remember to get yourself some thugs

With all the junkies + bitches crawling on you for more drugs , it will be all so degrading to shoot everyone of those motherf**kers yourself . So what people normally do is get yourself a few thugs . Get a friend , gang member , family member , neighbour , cousin , or even your grandpa to help out . Hey anyone can shoot bitches , and everyone LIKE to shoot bitches too . Other than that , you'll need thugs to
A . Get your debt
B . Kill people you don't like
C . Or any other shitty little things

Don't be guilty when you're doing all this , you're in the game now , its either play or be played. (Copied from a video)

Remember , Drug = Shrug , so when anyone ask what do you do for a living , just shrug!

Here are a few tips on how to get yourself some dough . It ain't no thing but a chicken wing~
Have fun with your life!


( Certain materials above are written with referrence from certain video )
(Above article are for entertainment purposes only)