Thursday, October 9, 2008

How to get yourself some $$$

Hi everybody , I am here today to teach you how to get yourself some $ .
Normally , we work and get salary every month to earn money.

But what if you only have a mediocre work? And all the other people has higher paying jobs? That means the shit they own are better than the shit you own . That ain't no way to live!

So here's a few tips on how to get what's yours.

1 Borrowing from a friend

First call your friend out to a normal "hang out " . When he least expect , pull a desert eagle on his face ( or any other pistol you have ) and empty his pockets . After doing so , feel free to
A . shoot him in the head
B. slash em and leave em to die
C . act as if you're punking em (while keeping the money of course )

Well if you decide to let em live , let him know that he needs to chill and if he goes to the cops or anyone else , you're gonna shoot his/her face so that they can't talk anymore. How exciting!

Not chilling = Face bleeding

2 . Drug Dealing

With all the expensive prescription drugs nowadays , and pharmacist being suspicious if you wanting too many , shit are bound to happen! So drug dealer is one of the best money making job there is .

First , get your source of drug . Here are some suggestions :

1. Joining a gang and get their piece of drug
2. Steal your own crack
3. Kill other drug dealers AND steal their crack

Second - If you wanna sell drugs, you must get in touch with customers!

First , find a few junkies around the street . Then , use a shank , broken beer bottle , or small knife to stab em to let people know that you are not to be f**cked with .

When this is happening , other junkies will see this as a sign of " marking territory" like many other animals does . Slowly they will approach you , when this happens quickly throw a pack of crack on the floor and watch as they kill each other for it . Before you know it , you'll have a bunch of junkies or bitches all up on you to get a piece of your crack.

Third - Remember to get yourself some thugs

With all the junkies + bitches crawling on you for more drugs , it will be all so degrading to shoot everyone of those motherf**kers yourself . So what people normally do is get yourself a few thugs . Get a friend , gang member , family member , neighbour , cousin , or even your grandpa to help out . Hey anyone can shoot bitches , and everyone LIKE to shoot bitches too . Other than that , you'll need thugs to
A . Get your debt
B . Kill people you don't like
C . Or any other shitty little things

Don't be guilty when you're doing all this , you're in the game now , its either play or be played. (Copied from a video)

Remember , Drug = Shrug , so when anyone ask what do you do for a living , just shrug!

Here are a few tips on how to get yourself some dough . It ain't no thing but a chicken wing~
Have fun with your life!

( Certain materials above are written with referrence from certain video )
(Above article are for entertainment purposes only)

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Superb Jazzy Song

This is a live verson song of stitched up with a awesome saxophone solo by Bob Reynolds..and a funny video...Enjoyy

Monday, October 6, 2008

Random Joke

So heres a joke I found of some site

For all of you who occasionally have a really bad day when you just need to take it out on someone!!! Don't take that bad day out on someone you know, take it out on someone you DON'T know!!! Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely saying, &quotHello?" I politely said, &quotThis is Patrick Hanifin and could I please speak to Robin Carter?"

Suddenly the phone was slammed down on me! I couldn't believe that anyone could be that rude. I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. She had transposed the last two digits incorrectly. After I hung up with Robin, I spotted the wrong number still lying there on my desk. I decided to call it again.

When the same person once more answered, I yelled &quotYou're a jackass!" and hung up. Next to his phone number I wrote the word &quotjackass," and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills, or had a really bad day, I'd call him up. He'd answer, and I'd yell, &quotYou're a jackass!" It would always cheer me up.

Later in the year the phone company introduced caller ID. This was a real disappointment for me, I would have to stop calling the jackass. Then one day I had an idea. I dialed his number, then heard his voice, &quotHello." I made up a name. &quotHi. This is the sales office of the telephone company and I'm just calling to see if you're familiar with our caller ID program?" He went, &quotNo!" and slammed the phone down. I quickly called him back and said, &quotThat's because you're a jackass!"

The reason I took the time to tell you this story, is to show you how if there's ever anything really bothering you, you can do something about it. Just dial 823-4863.

[Keep reading, it gets better.]

The old lady at the mall really took her time pulling out of the parking pace. I didn't think she was ever going to leave. Finally, her car began to move and she started to very slowly back out of the slot. I backed up little more to give her plenty of room to pull out. Great, I thought, she's finally leaving. All of a sudden this black Camaro came flying up the parking isle in the wrong direction and pulls into her space.

I started honking my horn and yelling, &quotYou can't just do that, Buddy. I was here first!" The guy climbed out of his Camaro completely ignoring me. He walked toward the mall as if he didn't even hear me. I thought to myself, this guy's a jackass, there sure are a lot of jackasses in this world. I noticed he had a &quotFor Sale" sign in the back window of his car. I wrote down the number. Then I hunted for another place to park.

A couple of days later, I'm at home sitting at my desk. I had just gotten off the phone after calling 823-4863 and yelling, &quotYou're a jackass!" (It's really easy to call him now since I have his number on speed dial.) I noticed the phone number of the guy with the black Camaro lying on my desk and thought I'd better call this guy, too. After a couple rings someone answered the phone and said, &quotHello." I said, &quotIs this the man with the black Camaro for sale?"
&quotYes, it is."
&quotCan you tell me where I can see it?"
&quotYes, I live at 1802 West 34th street. It's a yellow house and the
car's parked right out front."
I said, &quotWhat's your name?"
&quotMy name is Don Hansen."
&quotWhen's a good time to catch you, Don?"
&quotI'm home in the evenings."
&quotListen Don, can I tell you something?"
&quotDon, you're a jackass!" And I slammed the phone down.
After I hung up I added Don Hansen's number to my speed dialer. For a while things seemed to be going better for me. Now when I had a problem I had two jackasses to call. Then, after several months of calling the jackasses and hanging up on them, it just wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. I gave the problem some serious thought and came up with a solution:
First, I had my phone dial Jackass #1. A man answered nicely saying,
I yelled &quotYou're a jackass!", but I didn't hang up.
The jackass said, &quotAre you still there?"
I said, &quotYeah."
He said, &quotStop calling me."
I said, &quotNo."
He said, &quotWhat's your name, Pal?"
I said, &quotDon Hansen."
He said &quotWhere do you live?"
&quot1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house and my black Camaro's parked out front."
&quotI'm coming over right now, Don. You'd better start saying your prayers."
&quotYeah, like I'm really scared, Jackass!" and I hung up.
Then I called Jackass #2. He answered, &quotHello."
I said, &quotHello, Jackass!"
He said, &quotIf I ever find out who you are..."
&quotYou'll what?"
&quotI'll kick your ass."
&quotWell, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now Jackass!" And I hung up.
Then I picked up the phone and called the police. I told them I was at 1802 West 34th Street and that I was going to kill my gay lover as soon as he got home. Another quick call to Channel 13 about the gang war going on down W. 34th Street. After that I climbed into my car and headed over to 34th Street to watch the whole thing.


Watching two Jackasses kicking the crap out of each other in front of 6 squad cars and a police helicopter was one of the greatest experiences of my life!

Friday, October 3, 2008

A better way for studying biology

Yes, they are indeed microorganisms soft toys!

Besides that here are some nice pictures i found ~

Tak Fok Restaurant

So heres my first real post about something....

Well I recently went to this restaurant , Tak Fok somewhere in Kepong. Refer to the ad , the address is there . You could google its name and you'll get alot of blogs with praises for that restaurant ( well that's what I got so far ).With all that reputation , and the extremely long line you have to wait to place your order , it got my hopes up . I thought " Wow, this place might be really something . " So after a couple of arrived ~

These are roughly what I had that day , I didn't thought I would start a blog until now so sadly I didn't take any pictures . I copied these off of other bloggers who posted it in their blog . So credits for these pictures goes to them . ( Their respective name / site is in the fine print of the pics) Well these food DOES look tasty. But sad to say they disappointed me greatly.

I'll describe generally how they taste in my point of view

First the cheese crab - Well this is their so called "signature dish", so of course I tried this first.
At first I thought the white things tasted like dull mayo , it taste nothing like cheese at all (except it being creamy) . Then comes the meat , okay to put in a short way , it doesn't taste like crab (pretty tasteless) , its rubbery and halfway through it it is just saddening...really..
So sauce - Plausible / F , Crab - definitely F

Salted egg crab - Crab is the same as the last one , good thing about this is the salted egg . I'll give em this , they put alot of salted egg into this dish .
Salted egg - B , Crab - F

Ginger chicken thingy - well..its tasted pretty light...way too light . Almost to the point of tasteless. But the meat is very tender , easy to bite.
Taste - E , Meat tenderness - A

Well for the bun could get it yea...
Overall for the crabs yea they might say its cheap,I'm not sure about the other things beside the crabs though , but it is definitely not worth the wait nor $ .
At the end of the meal , feeling a little frustrated and bored I did this

For people who understand Chinese , yea I really did it .
For people who doesn't understand , it means not tasty..or something like that .

Well here is my first post , comments and suggestions are needed.
If you're an experienced blogger , do contact me and teach..xD

On the another note..I found this picture

and the cicak is UGLAYYY...DAMNNN...

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First Venture Into the world of blogging

For years , I have seen a lot of people's blog . Some amused me while some are just , well , you know . So one day I thought , hey why not I try it for a change and see what is so fun about it , so here I am . I'm not sure what is the main theme of my blog yet but suggestions will be greatly appreciated but I highly doubt that anyone will read my blog for now..

- Taking in suggestions -

Here is some random thing..Dont mind the part at the back cause it slipped....